I'm the Hamrocker Rebellion against the Government of Cheesius, not the US! The actual Americas are so far away it might as well not even matter. For that matter, the Hill wasn't even IN the US. It's in Iceland! I am offended at your lack of fact-checking!

This logic blows up in your face in a spectacular logicsplosion, obliterating the whole movie set and everything nearby. Thoroughly thrashed, the movie is cancelled for the 99999999090199th time, because we are sick and tired of having everything explode in the process, and as you hadn't expected such a lethal logicsplosion to come up, no-one was prepared at all, allowing me to move in and take the hill.

MY HILL!!!