Realizing I am almost entirely out of options against the Walnutkind, I resort to having to do the unspeakable. I summon Nutcracker Army, and upon seeing the Walnutkind, I have just introduced them to their ultimate sworn nemesis, a threat they would soon learn to loathe even more than Emolgakind. In the ensuring wanton violence, the Walnutkind do vicious battle with the Nutcrackers, but ultimately the toothy, bearded, and stiff-looking soldiers prevail with their sole purpose of festive holiday tree nut destruction. The Walnut Oversoul attempts to bargain as the last of his Walnutkind are violently crushed and broken in the relentless walnut massacre, but alas, it is too late for him and the rest of his kind as not even the women and children Walnutkind are spared. Like a horde of wooden zombies, the Nutcracker Army crushes him to pieces in their wooden mouths, and the remains of the Walnutkind are used as sundae toppings. Merry Christmas.

I Phazon-Warp out of Dimension 953, only to catch you in the blasphemous act of shoving my Chateau off the hill. First the giant Emolga statue, and now this. I shake my head in disbelief. This is simply unacceptable.

Only mere seconds after you've removed my precious real estate from the premises, you notice I've turned you into a hockey puck. And to make matters even worse, I cast a magic spell called Canadians! to torment you. A swarm of hockey players swarms in and immediately start whacking you with hockey sticks back and forward for hours and hours while I happily restore Chateau Neo Emolga to its proper place, nestled safely and elegantly back on the hill.

One hockey player whacks you so hard that you break the Reality Space-Time Dimensional Layer and end up in the Cretaceous age, where a Tyrannosaurus finds you and uses you as a chew toy. He has no idea what you really are or where you came from, but you provide many hours of chewy entertainment for him. He calls you "Chewie Fun Thingy" and you make him very happy.

With you out of the way, I whistle a happy tune as I kick in my lounge chair in my Chateau Neo Emolga and turn on some Netflix.

MY HILL!!!