Your stench has angered the 'Keep Our Wilderness Fresh Committee," or KOWF-C. The KOWF-C proceed to unleash a KOWF-C in retaliation-by which I mean, a "Killer Oval With Fresheners-Cannon type."

I am lazy and uninspired so, to keep it short, the KOWF-C hand you your hindquarters in short order, and the Committee scrub the hill clean. Meanwhile, I just turn myself back to normal and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!