After being blasted with so much Febreze that I almost get dizzy from the fresh and overwhelming smell of lilac and lavender, I summon Uberbull the Absolutely Enormous Bull via magical spell, which charges into the KOWF-C and sends them bowling over like caffeinated puppies attacking a domino knock-down setup.

At a time when it might have been a better idea for you to stay as a T-Rex, Uberbull finds you and charges into you also before launching your normal body upward, causing you to enter the stratosphere. As you reach the apex of your vertical flight and come tumbling back down, you fall a great distance away from the hill. More specifically, into a warehouse that makes glue traps and driveway sealer. It is not a good day for you.

I make my way back to the hill and now that there's a distinctive lack of you, I claim it for myself.

MY HILL!!!