I use Face Reclaim to do exactly as it sounds.

I suddenly realize that you're right and Zoop does grant powers, but I wasn't willing to try ingesting it prior to your discovery. I chug the Zoop and run you over with Festive Toboggan. This, in unison with SUPER SLAPPY HAPPY HANDS and a musical ensemble of gong, triangle, and harpsichord, launches you all the way to Djibouti, which is a fair distance away from the hill.

It's my hill. It's always been my hill.

MY HILL!!!