I realize there's a hill to be captured from my vacation, and Zoop over there as soon as possible. Well then. Seeing the horde of fangirls carry off Neo, i shrug. So what.

"TAZZ! HE SHALL BE BACK SOME DAY! I SHALL JOIN YOU AS YOUR SERVANT, BUT ONLY FOR A SMALL PORTION OF THE HILL!"

I proceed to mark a 1 cm^2 area of land on the hill, and plant a flag there.
Please, my lord... Or i shall be forced to kill you.