I use Reality! spell on the raving fangirls, which reminds them that they have important final exams to study for, major term papers to write, tons of homework to do, and if they don't do these things, they're going to epically fail all their classes and their parents will have their heads on a stick. When they have to leave after I have wonderfully crushed their spirits, I then flee and make my escape!

I then head back to the hill and use Painful Quandary on Tazz and Steven, lowering your credit scores to rock bottom. This is followed by Plastic Menace spell, which makes a strip of thin plastic stick to your hands via static electricity, and is impossible to get off! And third, Battery Bane, where your smartphone and tablet batteries now drain at 500% their normal speed, and trying to plug them into the charger keeps leaving you perplexed about which side is up on the USB cord.

Lastly, to actually get you guys off the hill and not just torture you, I use THRASH METAL YODELING, which are two types of music and sound that really should have never been combined. This, in unison with the musical ensemble of gong, triangle, and harpsichord, causes you to be sporadically launched into the air and lands you into the sea, where you get enticed by a group of beautiful mermaids and sirens that keep you entranced by their singing (WAY better music than what I just made!) and not focused things like hills and stuff.

As for me, I set up my campsite again and make some delicious smores. Mmm, mmm, mmm...

MY HILL!!!