I hadn't used Primordial Sea at all! I was striaght-up generating water from nowhere! Plus, Desolate Land does not magically subtract water, it just makes it ridiculously sunny! Plus, as Emerald proves (in-story), mixing the two is SO not going to get normal day.

But no matter. I simply recall how Weather works in Pokemon (New nullifies old), and as a response, I pull out Primal Kyogre as a response. Weather mechanics in gameplay make the newer weather override the old (if I recall them correctly), meaning the weather is now Primordial Sea. Because almost all the world population is now a Mermaid, I have effectively canceled an apocalypse that you nearly started, you are marked as a villain and monster and I a hero (twice now), and you are thrown in an underwater jail while my castle expands more and more. Oh, and you have no transformation to go with it. I only said almost everyone.

MY HILL!!!