...Should we just make a pact and try to survive the Ditto Assimilators?

They're becoming a problem, and they're creepy.

In case the answer is no, I transform back to my non-Mermaid self (that was weird for me too) and test my shotgun for the purposes of shooting liquidy blobs to bits in seconds by blowing the completely unrelated you up. As can be expected of the man who made such quality products as the Uber Blaster and the Mermaid -INSERT EVERYTHING HERE- I can attest that the result was a massive success.

MY HILL!!!