((FYI, Regime alliance disbanded offscreen)).

THAT'S IT. NO-ONE MAKES ME DO AN IMPORPTU BELLYFLOP WITH HILL MAGIC-ING.

I call upon the dreaded, fearsome power of the ULTIMATE JIRACHI. It is spelled in allcaps like that. It makes Mega Evolution look pathetic, it makes EVERYTHING look pathetic, with its incredible wishing-ability to be the power of being the ultimate foe.

If it puts its mind to it.

Which it usually doesn't.

Come on. Just, like, one weaksauce Confusion on Neo, please. Nope, you just hit yourself.

-ULTIMATE JIRACHI is loafing around-

-insert epic attack here that does 1 damage to ULTIMATE JIRACHI-

Confusion, Neo, now, please.

-ULTIMATE JIRACHI pretended not to listen!-

-insert amazing attack that does 1 damage to ULTIMATE JIRACHI-

OK that's quite enough, please, Confusion Neo Emolga!

-ULTIMATE JIRACHI turned away!-

-insert awesomesauce attack that crits and does 1 damage to ULTIMATE JIRACHI-

The ULTIMATE JIRACHI is officially peeved by you lightly pressing a pressure point and promptly obliterates you with a relatively-weak Confusion attack. Neo Emolga was KO'd!

ULTIMATE JIRACHI gained 1 EXP and departs. Meanwhile, I take the hill, uncontested.

MY HILL!!!