King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You fool! Cranky Kong does not personally greet everyone! That's just his general advice he gives for the dead, for next time! Should you follow it your problem will undoubtably be solved! You doodle on a depiction of his glorious being instead.

Naturally, this peeves him off.

Cranky Kong descends from the legendary realms of MLGProhalla, the guddest of all beings. His holy radiance of MLG fries all the Ditto off of me (who can only copy gudness and cannot themselves be gud), and proceeds to assault Neo with his legendary Cane of Gudness, obliterating him with his holy aura alone, while he recites his most holy and sound advice:

"Git gud!"

Neo Emolga and Steven_Six, who was nearby (and also, while I'm at it: Centaur is a WINGED horse, not a horned one. That's a Unicorn), both need a trip to the Hospital after witnessing the glory of Cranky Kong unfiltered. Before revenge can be taken upon his holy body, he re-ascends into MLGProhalla.

I was conveniently shielded by Ditto Slime, and unassimilated at that, thus I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Neo Emolga]

A centaur is a half-man, half-horse! You're thinking Pegasus!

For your failure, the Pegasus of Correction flies down and restores me to full health. She then assaults you with Potato Cannon, blasting French fries, tatter tots, baked potatoes, and potato chips at you, pelting you painfully! Pegasus of Correction then slams you with Golden Harp of Hurt and then paints flowers on your face. This is then followed up by strapping you to a giant helium balloon and then letting you go blasting off with a balloon farting noise behind you.

I then share my smores with the Pegasus of Correction, and she loves them! And for that, she grants me extra cool powers that you don't get to witness because you just landed in a vat of white chocolate when the balloon ran out of helium.

MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I horrifically regret my horrific mistake. At once I feel ashamed and sad at my incorrection. While you go to continue your shenanigans on the hill, I calmly retreat to the edge of this mysterious, minimally-explored world, and venture upon a dangerous location known simply as the Gungeon; a magnificent castle and underground facility dedicated to the worship of all things that are lead or fire it at high velocities, and perhaps most of all, a legendary weapon of impossible power: A gun that can kill the past!...This translates to being able to change destiny, in case that wasn't obvious, which wasn't for me initially.

I'm not going to drag this out: With my supreme L00T I thrash the Gungeon's inhabitants thoroughly, destroying them with ruthless efficiency and picking up the secrets of the legendary art of Ammomancy along the way. The Gungeon's Inhabitants quickly prove themselves to be absolutely worthless in stopping me, up to and including their High Dragun (yes), and I effortlessly claim the Gun That Can Kill the Past. I have luckily constructed its one bullet in advance through a highly annoying fetch quest, and fire it at myself, sending myself mentally backwards in time-

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-ill undoubtably be solved! You doodle on a depiction of his glorious being instead.

Naturally, this peeves him off.

Cranky Kong descends from the legendary realms of MLGProhalla, the guddest of all beings. His holy radiance of MLG fries all the Ditto off of me (who can only copy gudness and cannot themselves be gud), and proceeds to assault Neo with his legendary Cane of Gudness, obliterating him with his holy aura alone, while he recites his most holy and sound advice:

"Git gud!"

Neo Emolga and Steven_Six, who was nearby (and also, while I'm at it: Centaurs are mythological half-man half-horse not depicted with horns, you're thinking of Unicorns), both need a trip to the Hospital after witnessing the glory of Cranky Kong unfiltered. Before revenge can be taken upon his holy body, he re-ascends into MLGProhalla.

I was conveniently shielded by Ditto Slime, and unassimilated at that, thus I reclaim the hill, now no longer filled with regret at the mistake I once made.

Due to Time shenanigans, I somehow still have the One Bullet, to boot.

MY HILL!!!

[Steven_Six]

Oh lawdie.

Well. I kept the party hat, so i still somehow have low-grade magics. I use these magics to level themself up, then repeat. Soon, i an on par with an army of real unicorns. This is not good, as at one time, the Sword of Infinite Unicorns dealt a mighty 1 damage to a Godmodder. So, i summon it from its sad grave inside a DTG round here and proceed to very it's moon-smash attack on the hill. This terminates Tazz, Neo, and really anything in a 20 mile radius, save for the hosPITal and the hill itself. You proceed to regenerate From A Single Cell in the special ward in the hosPITal for such tropes.

In the meantime, i take the hill with magic glitter sparkles.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

In taking that particular sword from it's grave, you have also stolen it from @Dragon Master Mike, who proceeds to immediately take it back and slash you with it, sending you off the hill at roughly mach 14. Dragon Master Mike...I don't know what he does actually, I'm just taking this hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Neo Emolga]

(Cranky's a coward :P)

I come out of HosPITal feeling woozy, realizing someone did something to the space-time continuum.

I find Tazz on the hill and decide to subject him to my awful musical prowess. I put a big metal cover over his head and bang it with Sledgehammer of Mardi Gras, ringing his head like a ding-a-ling bell. I then subject his ears to GRINDING THRASH METAL ZETTA-BASS which can wake the dead! And it does! My zombie army RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES and attack you with undead chorus, which as you can imagine, sounds awful. This, in unison with the musical ensemble of gong, triangle, and harpsichord, causes you to blow up and be sent flying into Zimbabwe.

Just for his evil, evil, evil and nefarious deeds earlier, I fire HOMEWRECKER MISSILE at Steven, even though he's already off the hill. This blows him up, causes BIZARRO ANOMALY FIELD, which turns Steven into a hybrid of a fennec fox and the Pink Panther while wearing a cheetah-pattern thong.

With you two out of the way, I string up a hammock on the hill and sip my lemonade.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragon Master Mike]

I charge up the hill angered to have been usedby Tazz, only to find that Neo is now in control of the hill. With Tazz gone, I take out my anger on Neo, punching him with the force of a thousand suns and knocking him a mile into the air. I then sit on his hammock and drink all his lemonade.

MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Cranky hears Neo through his parenthesis, and realizes in his gudness and wisdom that just beating him over with a cane and burning him with gud won't do to get what the reference, so he points Neo towards the direction of FNaFB, or in full, Five Nights at BleepBoys, and given that bleep is standing in for something else you can guess the actual name and that it's NSFW due to its nature. HOWEVER, it is funny if you're into crass humor, and you don't need to be into FNaF at all to appreciate it (though it helps a little). THEN he smacks Neo with the Cane of Gudness again, sending him back to the HosPITal.

While Neo inevitably looks up what FNaFB is and gets repaired at HosPITal, I reclaim the hill and send in an army of Party Hats as my defense. This allows me to unwittingly deflect Dragon Master Mike by way of Killer Party Hats and their lethal sonic screeches.

MY HILL!!!

[Steven_Six]

But then suddenly Tazz dissappears due to TEH NINJAH

So i just apologise to DMM for using his sword, am forgiven, and take the hill once more.

[Neo Emolga]

Golly, Mike, your evil knows no bounds!

I use ZOOP TUBE on Cranky, warping him into the world of Dark Souls III, where even he gets chopped into kibbles and bits. He ends up in HosPITal and finds out I swiped his credit card and checkbook, leaving him with no means to pay his HosPITal but through 2,000 hours of community service!

I attack Steven and Tazz along with his army of Killer Party Hats with Musical Ensemble of Feral Pink Flamingos, which make confetti out of his army. Seeing Tazz, I attack him with my Musical Ensemble of Feral Pink Flamingos orchestra and my Singing Zombie Chorus, all to the tune of heavy thrash metal from my Mega Bass Guitar of Doom. It sounds just awful. This, in unison with the musical ensemble of gong, triangle, and harpsichord, cause Steven and Tazz to blast off, breaking the space-time continuum to find yourselves thrown into the middle of Toon Town. But before you can grasp your bearings, a steamroller makes you both go splat into Flapjack Form. You find this Form is significantly less effective than how you were before.

As for Mike, I call in my lemonade container truck, plug a tube in his mouth connected to said truck, and fill him up with so much lemonade that he becomes a giant five-ton lemonade balloon, which I then happily push just a tiny bit, causing him to roll down the hill super-fast before he falls into a sinkhole.

I reclaim my hammock and my hill.

MY HILL!!!