King of the Hill!

[W32Coravint]

A random voxelated guy hops into the battle and pulls out an array of guns, then fires them at Tazz/whoever Tazz is playing in this game, peppering him with bullets laced with the following:

1. Fluoroantimonic acid
2. The element ununoctium
3. Chlorine trifluoride
4. Polonium-210
5. Ebolavirus
6. A variety of objects that break the laws of physics and are also incredibly deadly
7. The Arcticbomb virus
8. CIH
9. Marburg (both electronic and biological)
10. CryptoLocker
11. The sheer awesomeness that is a certain ridiculously loud pitchman
12. Memes
13. Every celestial object in existence
14. PLAMZ
15. Super-deadly tests proven to destroy anything, even genius sentient tables
16. Morbid-obesity-causing burgers
17. Every size of Rubik's cube up to 10x10
18. A certain hearing test composed of 853 and 960 Hz tones played loudly
19. Elements belonging to a version of the periodic table that makes no sense at all
20. Organic compounds that cannot be synthesized by regular chemistry
21. The luck brought by the number eight in Chinese numerology
22. The sheer loudness of hearing tests and the loudest pitchman's voice combined
23. The different "elements" making up the magical system... all of them
24. An angry Texan man who keeps a ridiculous amount of beer cans in his office
25. An incredibly hot-tempered German teenager who spends his time playing Unreal Tournament

Tazz is knocked so far back by this reference that probably only he and I get that he lands exactly 31,337 meters from the hill. While he is flying said 31,337 meters, the voxelated man "flash-steps" up the hill, whatever that means, and plants a flag with a monogram of the letters "CSC" on it, whatever that means.

It's the voxelated guy's hill now.