After being eaten, I turn into a polymorphic lump of simian chyme that teleports out of Curious George's monkey stomach. I then turn into a mini spaceship and begin to latch on to random spaceships. The spaceships are then converted to half-digested banana.

I proceed to do this to every spaceship in existence, then return to Earth as the Chyme Death Star, the Diarrhea Death Star's less digested brother. Yes, the Diarrhea Death Star is actually something I didn't make up. I also recruit all of the Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors universe to my side, permanently.

I then fire a beam of gastric hydrochloric acid that burns everyone else near the hill, including Neo Emolga, sending them to HosPITal, then plant a flag made of solidified chyme on the hill.

The hill now belongs to the Chyme Death Star.