King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I eat Sir Percival Valiance Lancelot VI. Horrified at my ability to eat an entire Arcanine, you flee, and claim the hill with a full stomach.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

Furious and vengeful at the loss of my beloved Sir Percival Valiance Lancelot VI, I ride in again on my trusty Scolipede Bessie. Bessie uses Toxic, forcing you to visit the nearest Pokemon Center for treatment. Reassured that you cannot eat Scolipede without dying of poison, I claim the hill once more. The hill is now mine.

[MichaelXD]

I lure all of you into my trap and now I can claim this hill from Velocity. I rule this hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I'm a Poison/Ice Type, so I could eat Bessie. And I do. XD

Then, Yvetal Abducts Mike, which is quickly becoming a normal occurence. With you horrified at my poison-eating abilities and Mike gone, the hill is mine!

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

But if you're part Ice Type, how could you eat an Arcanine? This Logic Bomb sets in as Sir Percival Valiance Lancelot VI leaps out of you in an explosion of smoke. He chases you away while shooting Flamethrowers at you, leaving me with some downtime to enjoy my new hill. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I throw my entire creeper army at you. You promptly flee from the millions of Creepers, and I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

What is that Pokemon you speak of who's Poison/Ice? Anyway I show up and tell you there's a great deal at the supermarket. I barely have any money, so this is my hill now. No one can join on in.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I throw the Supermarket at you, crushing you. The peeps who own the Supermarket move it back to it's original position-you still stuck underneath it, somehow-and I claim the hill.

[VeloJello]

You hear a strange sound that resembles millions of hissing creatures. When you look, you are terrified to see that I have communed with the Creepers and become their queen. They carry you away from the hill and then explode, rocketing you to a far-off land. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I bounce back with an army of Withers. You flee the millions strong army of Withers while I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!