King of the Hill!

[MichaelXD]

I call upon Uncle Grandpa and he gets rids of your creatures. Without them you are powerless, and he clones himself, gives me the hill, and leaves. I am now standing on top of the hill in the sun.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You burn from being in the sun, and I use a rope to pull my hill back to earth in one mighty tug. Your Grandfather flees in terror at my strength and I kick your very charred body away from my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[MichaelXD]

Actually a cloud came in. Then it started raining. I challenge you to tug of war, and then I win, so I'm on this hill again, only this time, I start to run inside because of the rain, and I forgot my umbrella at home.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yvetal abducts your home and takes it far away from my hill. You're long gone from my hill.

Which is mine.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

I buy the hill off of you, but when you attempt to buy something, you are arrested for attempting to use counterfeit money. Since you're in jail, I take the hill. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I hid dynamite on my hill. I explode it from the Jail cell WITH MY MIND, and you're accused of blowing it up without a pyrotechnics License. I DO have a License, before you dare try to exploit it. Oh, you're also kind of in the orbit of Venus, so there's that.

I get out of jail for good behavior and reclaim my hill, which is mine.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

However, little do you know that I'm a lawyer, while you only went to bird school, which is for birds. I act as my own attorney and easily manage to prove that you blew up the hill through my use of logos, pathos, and memes. You are sent to prison yet again, while I set up a nice little law firm on the hill. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I get out early for good behavior, and come back with (one of) my ultimate weapons: THE UBER BLASTER! Yes, it's spelled exactly like that, sans the funky 'u' thing. Anyways, I slam you nice and hard with an orange beam of obliteration pure and supreme, and I claim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I steal your weapon and I smack you with it. I break it throwing it downhill and I shove you downhill watching you roll to the bottom. I then claim the hill.
I have the Law firm demolished by proving that I am the new owner of the hill.
I sit on a random throne on top of the hill to show my supreme current dominance of the hill.
My Hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

By breaking the Uber Blaster, it explodes rather violently after a few minutes, which I use to my advantage by throwing the exploding bits up the hill, where you are. When they explode, you go to mars, and I reform my Uber Blaster in seconds and reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!