I HAD ABSTAINED FROM POSTING TWO WHOLE DAYS TO CHARGE MY LAZOR! HOW DARE YOU!!

...TvTropes Police let me leave early because of reasons related to Earthbound and IT'S technical Deus-Ex-Machina (the player of the game defeating the final boss rather than any in-game characters, being a technical Deus-Ex(tra)-Machina) being played brilliantly, and what I did not being a Deus-Ex-Machina at all because it took two days. I march up my hill, slam you halfway into the ground with my foot (which has previously sent tanks flying), and sit on your head, quickly eating a burrito and farting upon your head while I sit to KO you with noxious burrito gas.

MY HILL!!!