Goldwynaut, the Trolling Ninja Lich of Pe2k KOTH fame comes and attempts to back stab you and take the hill from you once you've settled in. I, all too familiar with his many attempts to back stab me off the hill, stop this attempt by intercepting his leap at your neck and slamming him into the jaw of one of your velociraptors, which OHKO's him due to his pitiful 'defense.' You thank me and vacate the hill for my occupation, while I kick Goldwynaut to Nowhere-near-the-hill-ville.

MY HILL!!!