I bring out my Darkrai! Being a Dark type against a load of Ghosts, Darkrai proceeds to sweep your phantoms off my hill with ease. Suddenly lacking in the 'ghostly army' department, I use the Infinity Ladle to slam you through the centers of Mars, Jupiter and Neptune and make you land upon Charon, Pluto's moon, where the Charon aliens arrest you for disturbing the peace and throw you in jail. I reclaim my hill shortly thereafter.

MY HILL!!!