Unfortunately, you fail to take into account the fact that I put a teleportation device on the hill while you weren't looking, just so it could go back to earth in case you decided to somehow take the hill with you (sans Mindworms). Once it reappears on top of the Yogtowers, the Yogscast appear outside and do hilarious things that are hilarious, oblivious to the hill. You're so distracted you fail to notice me slowly push you off the hill, even once you're at the bottom and fall off to the streets below. With you distracted thoroughly by the Yogscast, I then claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!