King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Didn't you legally change your name to Dawn? Wouldn't it be a Dawn Army instead of a Velocity Army?

While you ponder this question, I get Etna-me and Flonne-me to sneak into your fortress, and proceed to use the Chaos Impact and Flonnezilla specials on all twelve of you when you least expect it. You're utterly decimated by the combined power of the two attacks, so I blow up your fortress and claim the hill as my own.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

As my copies fade to nothing, they use the Wobuffetian technique of the fatal Destiny Bond to destroy all of your copies. While you mourn the loss of your clones, I casually throw you off of my hill and directly into Nowhere-Near-the-Hill-Ville. The hill is now mine.

[Ganyu]

I sauntered up from where I've been rudely shoved off and while you guys are hopelessly decking out for eternity, I phased Velocity such that she sinks into the bottom of the hill (where that is, I don't know and you probably won't want to). I placed a stick into the ground and hang a skeleton over, declaring it as the flag of my hill~

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The 'flag' 'quickly grows flesh,' 'comes alive,' and beats you senseless. As it turns out, it was me using illusions to fake being a skeleton because I knew you'd use a skeleton for your flag. I mock you heavily for not noticing, knock you out, and reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

You are so busy mocking Fantome Ecrevian, however, that you don't notice the earth trembling slightly beneath your feet. You don't notice, in fact, until a massive fissure suddenly opens up in the earth and Groudon rears its mighty head. It slam dunks you and Fantome both into the earth's core. I hop off of Groudon's back - where I've been cleverly hiding this whole time - and we do a victory jig. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I dig my way out of the ground (burying my hole so Fantome can't follow that easily), correcting you on the fact it is Fantome Ecrivain, not Fantome Ecrevain. While you learn your lesson, I also learn how to use Groudon as an effective flail. I slam you with Groudon's Backside while you contemplate your error, sending you both to Nowhere-near-the-hill-ville, and I reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

However, as vengeance for your impertinence, Groudon amplifies the sun's rays in order to give you the worst sunburn in human history. While you're being treated for it, I reclaim the hill. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You underestimate the HosPITol: I'm instantly cured, and I'm so healthy I spring out of the HosPITol and onto your head in an amazingly powerful Bounce Attack. I leap away, as you're still consious, and as you're ready to use Groudon to your advantage again, I have three of my other four selves throw her in the water before she can do anything, disorienting and wounding her, and have the last self-the Hero Prinny Self-slash away at you. My bounce lands upon the wounded Groudon, KOing it without further ado. You're both carted off to HosPITol-still in one piece this time-and I keep my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[VeloJello]

However, you're forgetting that my copies Destiny-Bonded your copies into oblivion. The logic bomb suddenly invalidates everything you just did except for the Bounce attack. I Counter the Bounce, sending you flying even farther than Nowhere-Near-the-Hill-Ville. The hill is now mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

SELVES!! NOT COPIES!! Also, they respawn too. :D

Anyways, I find the Legendary Rank-40 ultra-sized Ax...GALAXY!! EDGE!!!! I use it's size-changing properties to size it up the size of a Galaxy (hence the name), and Ax you to Nowhere-near-the-hill-ville, reclaiming my hill.

MY HILL!!!