OK, not even Chuck Norris could claim to be so awesome he couldn't get hit. Chuck Norris is first in the order of any sane universe, to put it bluntly, so if he couldn't claim that, who am I to? Of course, he was invincible anyways...

Anyways. The thing I do in the time loop? I break the dimension's time. Unfortunately, the time loop isn't able to repair time by looping, so time keeps broken with each loop. Eventually, it's so broken from my consistent breaking of time over every loop that the time loop shatters and time stops in the dimension. Dialga comes along and frees me by giving me a time bubble that keeps me moving, and the shrapnel of the dimension's time slams into your stomach, and explodes into more of you...Which fly into whatever orifices they could, no matter how small, and then explode again. You're in HosPITol, I'm on the hill.

MY HILL!!!