I take the three ~'s in Ecrivain's post, turn them into a phantom-harming whip, and whip Ecrivain off the hill with it. In the process, he runs over (and activates) a phantom-harming mine I planted. Fortunately for him, these Mines are Brink-style, meaning that so long as he keeps standing on them, he won't set them off. Unfortunately, the instant he shifts off it, BAM! So, until an allied Brink Engineer (sadly not the TF2 Engineer, no matter how awesome) finds him and lends a hand, he's stuck there.

MY HILL!!!