I return from Oblivion Phase Zero Plane V with...Wait for it...An official OPZPV T-Shirt, which impresses you so much you forget what I'm doing while I'm showing off. I plant a plasma grenade in your fancy Eon-Legacy V. 2300 space-craft's engines, and the whole ship explodes in a violent burst of (Phantom-harming) energy. I, heavily charred but otherwise fine, reclaim the hill and get HosPITol Treatment while you're gone.

MY HILL!!!