King of the Hill!

[Ganyu]

A year has passed and your ownership of the hill has expired! Of course in that time, I have amassed the power of the cosmos and bombarded your machinations with asteroids and beams of lunar energy. I also wrecked the nearby HosPITols with my gravity grenades and you've to be sent to Greenland for their HosPITol is the only one capable of healing you in such a short time given my effects. While you're stuck there in the icy country, I celebrate the advent of 2014 on the hill that belongs to me~!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Before I go, I teleport the hill...Somewhere. You don't know where. You check Greenland, assuming I brought it there to capitalize on my situation. Nope, no hill in Greenland, though, you realize. Your senses don't pick up on it, and I'm definitely in HosPITol. You proceed to search in Ohio, believing my prior summoning lunacy there is the perfect hiding spot for the hill. (That's a joke you wouldn't recognize unless you came from Pe2k. Just know I went a little overboard in a Corrupt-a-Wish thread in making it rain things in Ohio. A lot of things. They made a wish to make me stop wishing for things in Ohio. Seriously. I don't even live in Ohio.)

What you don't realize is I buried it DEEP underneath the HosPITol in Greenland, safe from your senses! I get hired as HosPITol defense crew, because they want some defense from that entity that blew up the Hawaii HosPITol, and I keep the hill unawares to all.

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

... Before I throw Superman 64 at you, and you flee in terror of such a horrific game. I, however, use cut man's weapon to slice the game into tiny pieces, fire man's weapon to melt said tiny pieces, then I use gravity man's weapon to shoot them into space, where they will never be seen again. During that time, I get Dr. Light to assist me in building a mega fortress around the hill, consisting of an unhealthy amount of mettool dispenser, big-eyes, and plenty of more annoying enemies. Not just that, but more than 70% of Sonic Castle 1 is filled with instant-death spikes, more than 75% of 2, more than 80% of 3, and more than 85% of 4. Not to mention 90% of the bonus stage, 5. Also, it has me as a final boss, and I have equipped the metal mushroom, making me invincible, but somehow if that doesn't work, I have 999 phoenix downs, 1-ups, and over 9000 pounds of revival dust on standby. Also, I have cyber-elves that will automatically heal me if somehow those fail, and 50 more cyber-elves that stun people every 0.1 seconds during the fight. Not to mention my army of 1000 that will provide cover fire, enough to make 25 yellow devils cower in fear.

It is now my hill... fortress... thing.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

This, just after Ecrivain swore that KotH was dead. I'm not sure whether or not I should be thanking you for the irony.

Unfortunately, your brilliant plan has a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiny flaw: it relies on the hill...You know...Staying put. I thrust the hill forward through the base with my fearsome telekinesis, its invincibility bypassing all spiky substances and its momentum destroying all walls, and send bursting out of the Greenland catacombs, into Ecrivain to make sure he can't follow the hill, around the world, and now, again, in Japan, with me riding upon it the instant the hill burst through the Greenland catacombs I reclaim the hill once I fly over there, the only one to know where it went.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

(I met a Sonic guy in TF2 with a long username today...hope it's not the same person XD)

The hill picks me up, since you did barrage into me, so I clinged on until you land. While you think there's nobody around, I backstab you with a Spycicle, freezing you instantly. I catapult your frozen body to the HosPITol in Greenland which has been sieged by an army of geists and zebras. While you remain in Greenland, I teleport the hill to the South Pole and remain there.

MY HILL.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I recover from freezing within the HosPITol, proceed to clean out the geists and zebras in a reasonable time, and then proceed to go to Japan. I then fly over to the South Pole, and skydive into your face with some phantom-stoppers. I proceed to whip out a flamethrower, depriving you of a Spycicle, and then kick you off the hill with enough force to send you back to Japan. The HosPITol people set up a HosPITol in the South Pole, and I claim my hill again.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

From Japan, I set off the Fukushima nuclear explosions that send a tsunami southwards to the South Pole, washing you and HosPITol away. Using the shockwaves, I blast myself and land on the hill. The Spycicle regenerates in 15 seconds and I throw it at you, pinning you to the seabeds surrounding Antarctica. My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I pull off the Spycicle, as it isn't exactly...You know...Big, or heavy. You really have to think through throwing your weapons away. I get out of the water and punt my hill back to Hawaii, follow it all the way there, and then kick your dizzy self off my hill. I reclaim my hill with a Dr. Pepper in hand and a smirk on my face.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

I threw it away for distraction purposes. :P With my Huntsman, I snipe you off the hill, my lucky arrow bringing across many sierras and lakes, until pinning you against a rocky cliff in an obscure mountainous jungle. I then open a spacial rift and pull up the hill to England. There, I cast Ring of Frost, Icy Barrier and Poison Pool in persistence along with Astral Buff and Harmony Carol (that extend the power and regeneration of the three spells) around the area. You can't possibly go through that alive.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

As I am a Poison and Ice type, I resist both and am easily able to cross without much harm done once I get back to where you are. You face-palm yourself in your stupidity for forgetting my resistances, and I take your briefly blind self and kick it beyond the beyond the impossible. While you figure out where beyond the beyond the impossible happens to be, I reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!