(I met a Sonic guy in TF2 with a long username today...hope it's not the same person XD)

The hill picks me up, since you did barrage into me, so I clinged on until you land. While you think there's nobody around, I backstab you with a Spycicle, freezing you instantly. I catapult your frozen body to the HosPITol in Greenland which has been sieged by an army of geists and zebras. While you remain in Greenland, I teleport the hill to the South Pole and remain there.

MY HILL.