King of the Hill!

[Prince Vegeta]

I see the hill ahead, and as a Super Saiyan God, I decide to claim for laughs. As I fly up to the top I realize someone had taken it. My quickest solution is to blast them into oblivion. Instead I simply kick you into the air, and decide to use my Final Shine Attack. Elbowing you in the stomach, forcing you back to the ground. I land on top of you, then grab your leg and throw you off the hill.

My hill. >)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

A god, eh? Well, clearly not a god of knowledge, for you have thrown me too strongly! I circle the earth and come back with enough velocity to do 940,627,920 damage! Barely anything, but it stuns you long enough to allow me to combo into my GODSLAYING CROTCHSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

*BRUTAL AFFRONT!! 25X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*

*MEGA EFFECTIVE!! 25X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*

*TOTAL DAMAGE: 9,538,250,713,405,625,424,574,326,601,511,235!!! KNOCKOUT BLOW!!!

...So while you respawn at wherever you do that, I reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[The-Hydra]

I convince you that giving me the hill is in your best interest. You give me the Hill and don't know why.

My hill. For now.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I come back on the CHICAGO OVERCOAT, and because I have absolutely no nautical skills whatsoever, I crash the boat into the hill. I hide the CHICAGO OVERCOAT in a rift in space that I found randomly, ship you off to HosPITol to make sure you're alright, and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[The-Hydra]

I just plain shove you off.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I storm back up the hill and proceed to use LEVEL 99 COMBAT OPERANDI: BELLY OF THE WHALE. You are sucked into my gut in a scene that would make every whale in the world cry a tear of salty admiration, and then an hour later, I process you through my digestion system, out of my body, and into a toilet, which I flush.

[The-Hydra]

I come back, And this time, I give you a really good shove. I mean like, One of the best shoves ever. It rivals those of the greatest fighters of all time.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The shove shoves me around the circumference of the earth, with me landing a small distance behind you. You turn your head to shove me again, only to realize that what you shove is actually a shove-activated dummy made of TNT! The dummy explodes, you get sent to HosPITol, and I reclaim the hill after I rush back to it and dispose of what remained of the dummy.

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

I pull out my silver-eagle, and shoot you from one mile away. It scores an uber critical existence failure hit, utterly smashing your body into pieces and causing you to go of planet because not even the "HosPITol" can heal such a severe wound. During that time I brainwash everyone else in the galaxy with dark magic, making them all my slaves to guard my hill and such.

[Ganyu]

But I embody dark magic and thus I turn against you and enslave you to protect

MY HILL!