King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I was sneaking behind you the whole time, allowing me to do a ninja-backstab on you for an OHKO the instant you claimed the hill, and allowing me to reclaim it quickly (For the first time in a looooooooooooooooong while).

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

Upon Waking I suck you into a Magical Vaccuum and place that Vacuum into an empty space between dimensions and I put the doorway through that empty space inside your pocket!

I rule the hill while you are trapped inside a vacuum in a space between dimensions in your pocket!
My Hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Unfortunately, I have seven selves to work with, so I get one of the other selves to open the selfsame vacuum between dimensions in my pocket, or however you said it. I then proceed to use those same seven selves to trick you away from the hill entirely, and instead you, highly confused, claim a jungle in the middle of nowhere, whist I reclaim the hill, nowhere near the aforementioned Jungle.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I get bored and bring the jungle with me back to the hill... A tiger chases you away from the hill and I aetherize the other six of you... so they can come back later after they figure out how to reconstitute their physical forms. I claim the Hill that is now within my new jungle. My Hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Your movement of a jungle is deemed completely illegal, and the cops arrest you. I reclaim the hill in your absense.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I am released on a technicality. Since technically my cell no longer exists... and neither does any evidence against me. I distract you with something very shiny and claim the hill while you are lost in the distraction. My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The shiny thing turned out to be Anti-Dragotech, which I use against you. You facepalm over it. I reclaim the hill while you scream in agony over being sprayed with it.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I am forced to conjure your evil twin The Existent Tazz! He distracts you with an epic battle while I de-anti-myself... myself... and reclaim the hill after completely and maliciously destroying the Anti-Dragotech. My Hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Unfortunately, no entity such as the Existent Tazz exists, and I killed my real arch-enemy, the Existent Razz, a while ago. However, to make things fair for you...I just kick you off the hill. You are now on mars. I am now in possession of the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I crash land a Martian space ship into the hill... the concussive force of the blast knocks you cleanly off the hill... I then parachute down from above claiming the hill.
My HIll