King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You've blown me too far! I travel the circumference of the earth, giving me enough airtime to come back to you using LV. 999 CHEST BUMP: CHEST OF THE BEST! You're promptly sent off-world, whist I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I reappear behind you... after escaping reality for a moment and missing the chestbump... I shove you off the hill and watch you roll into a portal to a hill-less dimension. My Hill.

[Ash K.]

I push you in after him.

My hill.

[Dragotech]

As I roll downhill, I close the portal. I race back off the hill gaining momentum. I then ram you with that momentum sending you flying and I claw into the hill. My hill.

[Ash K.]

I dodge it, then shove you into the Hurt and Heal Tournament universe.

My hill.

[Dragotech]

I return from that universe through a loop hole! and I distract you with a cookie as I take over the hill.
my Hill

[Ash K.]

I don't like cookies and therefore your distraction fails! I push you back into there.

My hill.

[Dragotech]

I jump through a worm hole and push you through it... I claim the hill.
My hill.

[Ash K.]

I find a TARDIS and use it to get back, crashing into you because I'm not good at flying a TARDIS.

My hill.

[Dragotech]

I dissipate prior to impact and reconstitute my physical form above you. I crash into you as you stand idly on the hill... I knock you off and claim the hill.
My hill.