I get the Crepeer to laugh at you. Not to be confused with the Creepers of Minecraft fame, but rather the 'good guy' counterpart to the Joker, who is freaked out by the Creeper. Yes. His Laughter is that maddening.

You flee. I pack the Creeper in a Laughter-proof suitcase and send it after you. I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!