King of the Hill!

[Dragotech]

I awake and pull out my handy dandy notebook... I then write you off the hill... you find yourself off the hill... I then write myself onto the hill and claim it.
My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Maxwell comes and takes his notebook back from you, whist I get back to the hill-by kicking you off of it with my SUPERIOR KICKING ABILITY.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I surprise you by revealing my Blues Clues reference... you faint from shock and I claim the hill.
My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Maxwell wakes me up, creates a man-eating plant to scare you off, and I burn it, send it's burning self towards you, and Reclaim the hill whist Maxwell wanders off somewhere.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I freeze the energy around you rending you immobile... I set up my throne on top of off the hill and sit in it... after locking you in a box and burying you under the hill in the hole of a hobbit that apparently lived here the whole time... who knew... However...
My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The hobbit gets curious, busts me out, and I make your throne eat you. You're digested 8 hours later...Elseware. I don't know where. Nowhere near the hill. Also, your living throne is dead. So, yhea. I've got my hill back.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

Disturbed and disgusted by being digested... I return as a phantom and levitate you off the hill... I am now the phantom king of the hill.
My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

FE comes and challenges you, as he's already a natural Phantom. You agree to a duel he easily pwns you in, and he attempts to claim the hill...Only to be ninja kick'd by my Phantom-Stoppers. I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I envoke life... I am no longer a phantom... I kick you off the hill... and you fall off the hill after being kicked off the hill.
My Hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I come straight back up and punch you to mars. You're now no longer on the hill, which is mine now.

MY HILL!!!