King of the Hill!

[Dragotech]

I teleport back to earth and hit you with Mars... Yes I totally just hit you with a planet... You find yourself on Pluto.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I teleport back to the hill, and then punch you THROUGH every planet that appears until you hit Charon, Pluto's moon, and they sentence you for 50000 lifetimes in prison for the destruction of a stop sign. 'Tis my hill now.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I dissipate the entire moon... I teleport back and I ask you nicely for the hill back...
For some reason you oblige my request and happily leave the hill to me...
My hill. Thanks!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I heed your request because the Charon Aliens are a bit pissed about your disspiation of the moon. They bombard your fort to oblivion, forcing you to flee the hill, whist I can reclaim it because their shots will always miss me, because i'm a friendly and they have tech for that.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I Reconstitute the moon over the hill... It crashes into you and rolls off with you stuck in one of the moons craters.
MY hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I immediately spring out THROUGH the moon, and the spray of moon dirt in your face briefly blinds you. I proceed to blast you with Antimatter so that you're far, far away from the hill, which I then claim.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I appear behind you magically and challenge you to a duel!

I defeat you in this duel!
As a prize a gain the hill.
My Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I propose a rematch, which you are obliged to accept. I curbstomp you, and you give me the hill as HosPITol Nurses come to take you to the HosPITol.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

*Due to the fact I was curbstomped in a gentlemanly game, you are evicted for cheating* I gain the hill and rule it from a HosPital.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I just zerg-rush you with my 30 selves and as many of my allies as I possibly can. You're overwhelemed, beaten handily, and the lot of us fortify the hill that I've claimed.

MY HILL!!!