King of the Hill!

[Dragotech]

I die in a hospital... *Glares* I come back as a vengeful spirit and haunt you off the hill!
My Haunted Hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You can't die in HosPITol, you're revived instantly in there. For some insane reason, you decided to camp in there rather than protect the hill. Your actions are henceforth impossible, so I keep the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

*digs a hole*

*captures you*

*buries you in it*

*Claims the hill*

My HIll.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I dig out of the hill and kick you skyward. You land in the middle of the pacific ocean, near no land whatsoever. Have fun swimming back! I'll just keep the hill in the meantime.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

*Dissipates* *Reconstitutes next to you* *smacks you for OHKO*
I don't like getting wet.
*Watches you roll off the hill*
My Hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I rush back to the hill once I resume consciousness, and you try the same trick. Unfortunately, I have my reality-warping skills, so I grab you whist you're Dissipated, regardless of lack of existence, then hurl you through the Milky Way, well beyond me. With that out of the way, I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I force you to dissipate... Come back after you learn some manners... and figure out how to reconstitute your physical form.

My Hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I reconstitute my form instantly thanks to my ability to warp reality. I do so INSIDE your body, without you realizing until it's too late to disspiate. You gib, HosPITol Nurses cart your pieces off to be healed up to full in less than 1/100000000000000000th of a picosecond, and I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

Due to my ability to reconstitute myself and be a spirit I dissipate my remains and return whole to the hill. I kick you hard in your posterior and you taste the leather of my boot. You are sent to the hospital to have boot removal surgery while I claim the hill in your absence. My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Once the surgery is done, I bury you in a Bedrock Chamber, then teleport the chamber to the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bangs! *Brick'd because he couldn't resist*, where, unfortunately, getting out of by any means other than walking is basically impossible in all forms of impossibility. You must now walk back to the hill after you've somehow dug out of the Bedrock Chamber, with absoultely no sense of where the hill is from your current position. While you wander, I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!