King of the Hill!

[Dennis Jansen]

I run up the hill and throw a spoon i your face and use psychic powers to teleport you 1000000 miles away. (You see im a Alakazam so thats why this makes sense)

so... MY HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I teleport back with my ridiculous reality-warping powers and OHKO you with a plain old (read: normal-type) kick to the face. It's my hill now.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

Initiates a STRIFE!
But then decides to punch you in the face to establish dominance.
You are taken aback by my astounding display of dominance.
You leave the hill and wander off aimlessly.
My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I aimlessly wander all over your face, and by 'wander' I mean 'put my foot.' You go home to get the smell of boot out of the many crevices of your face, I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

*Begins scrubbing face* Continues* *almost done*
NOOOOOO! WHYYYYYYYYY!
*face smells like boot*
*thows a hammer out the window*
it shifts its mysterious projectory to somehow hit you in the face and bust your nose... You go home to clean up the blood. I take the hill
My hill.

[Dennis Jansen]

*I use my psychic powers to get a Sawk from nothing that kicks you so hard that u fly all the way to the Orre region*

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The same Sawk fails against me, and I repeat the last experience to take you out in a shot-kicking you in the face. Enjoy being sent into the sun!

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

I use my dissipation reconstitution skill to appear predictably behind you... of course that was a decoy so you miss me coming from above. I secretly claim the hill while you are busy not fighting me.
My hill

[Dennis Jansen]

When i was 10000miles away from the sun i used teleport and got down, then i used psychic powers so u guys lost ur legs and threw you away.

[Dragotech]

I Reconstitute my legs and aetherize you. I assume you can reconstitute so I send your Particles elsewhere and take the hill.
My hill