King of the Hill!

[Dennis Jansen]

I send out my VPP Abra and he hugs you... and then uses teleport and send you tu Jupiter.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You didn't bother actually claiming the hill, so I still keep it. I teleport back, leaving your Abra dead as he can't exactly breathe in space. Way to go!

I keep the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

First of all Abra can breath up there, second he did teleport the other guy not u, third Abra teleported himself back right after evrything

But... my jigglypuff used sing and then you started sleeping. When you was asleep i put u in a trash can and claimed the hill

My hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

My Iinsomnia Noctowl comes and abducts your Jigglypuff, and then a Weavile comes and OHKO's the Abra before it can teleport. You flee to recover your Pokemon, I wake up and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

My freaking Marowak hit you in the head and did OHKO u. I kick u off the hill and reclaim.

My hill!

[Dragotech]

I Feed your Pokémon and over-excessive amount of Rare Candies... They are now morbidly-obese diabetics unable to move or conjure the enthusiasm necessary to carry out orders...
I knock you off the hill my hill.

[Dennis Jansen]

I did all the time have an Bastidon in a pokeball so i send he out and he runs you down of the hill!

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I punch your Bastiodon in the face upon my very quick re-awakening. It's been sent so far away you are no longer registered as having it. You promptly flee the wrath of the guy who punched out a freaking Bastiodon, and I reclaim the hill, and kick any stragglers to mars.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

Seeing as it isn't my first trip to Mars... I skip the tour... eat a Martian delicacy... and bring back a doggy bag for you.

I offer the food... you take it uncertain... and while you are eating the Martian food I claim the hill.
My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Martain food gives me bad gas, and I fart in your face. You're quickly sent to HosPITol to restore sense in your nose, while I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!