King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I take the seat once I'm done preserving the chicken leg, and kick you off the hill with it. Mine now.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

BUT I SAVED YOU A SEATTT

As I tumble down the hill, I grow furious at Tazz for betraying me. I then TURN RED, and use my new boss-form's powers to kick Tazz's a** into oblivion.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

ONCE AGAIN, I'VE BEEN GIVEN TOO MUCH KNOCKBACK! I travel the circumference of the earth and back to slam into your face, and I then take a tree and repetitively slam it into the same face, OHKOing use due to face abuse. HosPITol Nurses take you back, while I take my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I am then released from the HosPITol, and the Nurses gave me a cookie. =w=

However, it is no ordinary cookie. No, it is a powerful doomsday artifact, the Weaponized, Omnipotent and Omniscient Bakery Item (WOOBI)! I threaten to unleash WOOBI's power on to you, scaring you off of the hill.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Jirachi-Tazz, being omnipotent and omniscient himself/herself/itself, eats WOOBI for a ridiculous power increase. You're so ridiculously scared you faint. I reclaim the hill while you're unconscious.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

After I wake up, I judge my surroundings. WOOBI, destroyer of worlds has been eaten. The hill is not mine. It is hopeless. So, I decide to go over to an equally nice hill a couple meters away.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

As the hill you're vying for is mine, which has immortality, power gain, purity of soul, and a whole load of other awesome s**t to it, you quickly grow sick of the regular hill you have and covet my hill, which is mine.

MY HILL!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

I covet that hill. I suddenly have a desire for it. I don't just want that hill; I NEED IT. I then perform a flying kick to your cranium, knocking you out.

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sita-Tazz appears and KO's you whist TNT is unconscious. Yay for multiple selves! I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

II leap up and kick you off of the hill!

While I come from behind and hold your selves back...

Our Hill.