King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I thank you by putting sleep powder in your everything and taking back the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Blows you away.

My Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You blow me into yourself, and my ATK is high enough to instantly KO you, which takes care of the problem.

MY HILL!!!

[Voltaire Magneton]

Because apparently Destiny Bond is active.

MY HILL!

[Shiny Totodile]

You make no sense. -__-
For your lack of reason of getting the hill, I send you back to school and reclaim the hill

MY. HILL.

[Voltaire Magneton]

For your lack of critical analysis, we switch places!

MAH HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Apparently Sehun is permanently banned from the hill. You weep in some far-off corner of the universe while I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Voltaire Magneton]

A windy tornado comes as a representative and blows you away.

My hill!

[Dennis Jansen]

I have random Psychic Powers and moves you on a small little island on the Ocean.

MY HILL!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I make the hill and volatile switch places, which leads to you standing on volatile. While Volatile does the Windy thing on you, I beeline to the hill and reclaim it.

MY HILL!!!