The Last Poster Wins! [v16]

[Wander]

Not that big of a taco person myself. They're good at most places, but they're alright.

!!! 0:

who is this non-taco man

woman

whatever you identify as

[Chakramaster]

Oh no I like "most" tacos (mostly homemade), just not all tacos. Those being food stores that sell those fake tacos. Oh and I fully identify as a man haha...99% I think. So taco man!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YE PORTAL LANDS...NOWHERE. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. IT IS A BLANK VOID THAT SURROUNDS YOU SIDEWAYS, NOTHING UPWAYS, AND CHLORINE TRIFULORIDE DOWNWAYS. PLUS, THE TWO PLATFORMS-THE ONE YE STAND ON AND THE ONE YE NEED TO BE STANDING ON-ARE BOTH BLACK AND NON-PORTAL CONDUCTIBLE. ONLY CERTAIN SUBSTANCES CAN CONDUCT PORTALS, AND THEY ARE ALL WHITE.

THESE QUESTS ARE COMPLETELY UNFAIR, YES. BE FORTUNATE THE FIRST PART WAS SWIFT.

[Chakramaster]

Sounds like a magical place. Just like Tahiti

[Neo Emolga]

Wow, that was... okay, well, at least I heard Heaven is a nice place. XD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

A SUDDEN BATCH OF BANDITS APPEAR AND SHOVE YE OFF THE PLATFORM FOR DOING NOTHING. YE FALL INTO THE CHLORINE TRIFLUORIDE AND HORRIBLY DIE.

CRANKY KONG, RESIDENT MASTER OF ALL VIDEOGAMES AND DEITY OF VIDEOGAME ADVICE, MEETS YE IN THE GRAVE AND COMMENDS THEE WITH HIS LEGENDARY ADVICE.

Cranky's Advice: "git gud"

YE HAVE BEEN ADVISED.

GAME OVER.

NEO EMOLGA WAS SLAIN BY WAY OF NUCLEAR QUESTGIVING TACO.

[Chakramaster]

Cranky can git good himself. He died in FNaFB3. Age shouldn't matter to him!

[Neo Emolga]

That darn Nuclear Quest Giving Taco...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

ONE MUST NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THY FOES.

Cranky Kong already got gud. He was the very first. You cannot defeat Cranky Kong in a gud-getting-off. He is simply the best there is.

[Neo Emolga]

I see your Cranky Kong and raise you a Chuck Norris. Your argument is invalid.

I win, you lose. I recommend filling the depressing and self-loathing hole in yourself with cookies.