SISTER SERIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Excuse me while I go for the Crazy Awesome route here.

Name: Professor (Actually Doctor) Talahass von McYarglefargle The Ninth!!! BEHOOOOOOLD IT AND DESPAIR!!!!
Gender: MASCULINE
Age: Fourty Nine (AND STILL KICKING)
Species: Goodra

Description: The Professor himself is a taller, darker-colored Goodra, to a very noticeable degree. Where other Goodra would be pink, purple and green, the Professor is purple, black and a very dark green, with his eyes being an electric blue color. He's also a whole foot taller than most of his brethren species. The Professor is usually unseen without his white laboratory coat and a pair of laboratory goggles, which really only serve to make him look more like the mad scientist he is.

Personality: The Professor would look to have completely lost his mind, and as it stands it's doubtful he has much in the way of standard sanity. Mercifully, he's only really going to get dangerous if you don't call him Professor-and even then he's going to go full Large Ham mode for a good half-minute, doing NOTHING but yelling out how insulted he is, before officially attempting to eat you alive. (He's never succeeded in eating anyone alive. Ever.) Outside of that, the Professor is prone to the grandiose and nonsensical, and will typically only pay attention to whoever's speaking to him if they're talking about SCIENCE!. And yes, SCIENCE! is allcaps and with an exclamation mark in the eyes of the Professor, the most deranged and impossible secrets of existence being his goals and nothing getting in the way. Every invention of his is a child, each and every last one the fruits of his labors and the love of his life, and threatening them is the OTHER big thing that will make him attempt to eat you alive. It's a shame they usually explode or otherwise malfunction violently, though, so he has very few successes of any note whatsoever still intact, an issue brought about by a lack of funding.. Fortunately, the Professor has recently started using this variety of bad luck in terms of inventions and made lemonade by creating several explosive weapons out of it, including his GRENADE LAUNCHER.

History: Professor Talahass Von McYarglefargle The Ninth, the, well, ninth in a line of Indigo Seers, was born to the parents of Talahass Von McYarglefargle the Eighth and Hilda McYarglefargle. Talahass Von McYarglefargle the Eighth (A Sceptile) was a brilliant, eccentric entrupeneur who managed to invest heavily into several inventors with an almost ludicrous serendipity at his back (in all reality, these were the application of his foresight as an Indigo Seer), making nigh-implausible amounts of money and allowing his son to attend some of the most honored private schools known to Talandra. His mother was completely unkonwn, but the Eighth McYarglefargle has insisted that she was a wild one and couldn't be held onto anywhere forever-not like that bothered the father nor the son much, as the son was equally eccentric from birth and the father pretty much knew she would not be settling down. Her actual identity is unknown to everyone but the Eighth.

The Professor's life was hallmarked by his fascination with the invested inventors, who were all too willing to share their inventive genius with the young then-Goomy and, in turn, culture the young Professor's obsession with SCIENCE!. For his age, he demonstrated tremendous abilities regarding anything remotely scientific, with a complete disinterest in anything not remotely related to it, passing half of his classes as the absolute number one by five miles and others only because of his absolutely insane test scores outweighing the lack of homework (and his father's influence on occasion). He didn't make too many friends, either, preferring to focus on his newest creations even then-which, even then, were usually dangerous. IT's safe to say that sometimes his foresight as an Indigo Seer saved his life from rather explosive ends to his life.

Eventually, he got his PhD for Engineering at the excellent age of 22, at which point he went on to become a full-time inventor, with a considerable gift of money from his father to help him kickstart his projects. Unfortunately, despite his brilliance, many of his inventions didn't succeed nearly as much as he would have hoped towards the beginning. Mostly because they exploded. Violently. He had some successes, but not in many quantities. He had to double as the Indigo Seer he inherently was to get money for his actual scientific career, and despite the fact this Indigo Seer abilities saved his life on many occasions (namely avoiding explosions), he found it incredibly boring to do.

Of course, being intelligent, he eventually managed to realize something: If most of what he does winds up exploding, why not make something that takes this idea and runs with it like its the Olympics? (Let us assume for this literary device that the Olympics actually exist for some reason). After much tinkering and trapping, the Professor eventually came up with one of his few masterpieces: a Grenade. A bit MORE tinkering, and he used his brand of ingenuity to create a steam-powered grenade launching device,

Of course, at the time, no war was going on, and no combined resistance could be had from anywhere, so naturally he didn't find many takers. Doubly so, the (unfortunately named) Syn City was fairly peaceful and noted as one of the least crime-ridden cities on Talandra, separated from most everything.

Cue Infernal Schism.

Syn City was unaffected in the initial takeovers, but it seemed like very few victories shone out of the whole war, which was quickly becoming a slaughter, and the captured city of Volgoia, along with an increasingly long reach of Abyssal territory, kept them on-guard. Meanwhile, the Professor, to his general annoyance, kept getting some very distracting visions from both attempts of Utopian heralds to get one of their few pieces moving in the right direction AND the general gloom and doom of the Black Doom. He also picked up the identity of its writers and the nature of the Infernal Barrier, as did most Indigo Seers. The visions egged him on, keeping him more and more distracted. More driven by science, naturally the visions persisted until, grumpily, he pulled himself away from work and decided to do some practical field testing with his creations.

Yes, his entire motivation in this war is because some visions bothered him, and how he's gonna show the Abyssal Armies what for, with SCIENCE!

Weapons: First and foremost...THE GRENADE LAUNCHER. It, and grenades in general, are his private invention because due to his living area it's not caught on yet and not having enough materials (his father's money ran dry). However, the short of it is, the grenades have a mixture of gunpowder, flammable chemicals, and toxic sludge, all ready to explode upon impact. The grenade itself is pushed out of the barrel via a blast of pressurized steam. Sadly, the Professor hasn't gotten around to creating the safety features of modern grenades, and nor is the mixture he owns particularly deadly in a splash sense, but it certainly makes each and every hit extremely powerful in its own right, perfect for armored targets and tougher Pokemon. He hasn't developed any safety features, however-instead, if the grenade's casing breaks it's almost certainly going to explode.

Of course...It's a point-blank explosive. Not too survivable, and the specific ingredients make the blasts toxic as well.

Outside of this, he has a pressure-powered vanilla steamgun, which can make for some fierce burns, but it's not terribly powerful outside of the burns. After that, he goes for standard elemental attacks, which isn't all that unfeasible given he's a freaking Goodra, and an Indigo Seer on top of it.

Other: I don't think I can properly say how much I hate the fact that I cannot physically make it more obvious that this guy is a large ham.

Also, is it just me or have I seen this map before, for some other RP involving a Shaymin Infection?