This title caught my eye so this is the best thing I can think of, but I'm sure I have had worse.

So I like fire, and play with fire. I am someone who have picked up burning logs, stood on top of a bonfire, not juggled that's my sister but gotten close. I also melted the bottom off of my shoes by standing in a campfire once, but I didn't know about that one, it was just the coals and I wasn't observant then. Yeah, I'm always the one who deals with the fire in science labs and so on. But I hate it when people gets terms mixed up, I'm not an arsonist, I'm a pyromaniac.