But that's the awesome thing about geese! They make better guard dogs than dogs! XD I remember being chased by some once when I was little and we visited family friends who lived on a bit of a farm. It wasn't really a farm; it was just out more into the country and they had a lot of animals, geese included. They were brutal! My younger brother and I would always provoke the geese (only by nearing them) and they'd chase after us. XD But they wouldn't go past a certain point in the yard, which meant that we had an easy escape route, hahaha.

I have never been up close with an emu, I don't think. I mean, I've seen them at sanctuaries and stuff, but I don't think I've ever touched one. But yes...they can be terrifying. xD