i worked at a fast food joint for a bit so when my phone called it was about a 50/50 shot of me going "pizza pasta, may i tak. wait, no f*** Daniel, this is Daniel."
i worked at a fast food joint for a bit so when my phone called it was about a 50/50 shot of me going "pizza pasta, may i tak. wait, no f*** Daniel, this is Daniel."
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Well I'm probably the lowest posting active member. All a part of my brilliant strategy to make the few things i post seem good!
I don't really think there's anything that engenders a specific response from me...But I do curse A LOT (honestly probably worse than a sailor, but I'm not the least bit opposed to cursing), so if anything even slightly bothers me, I'll likely spit out a few choice words. Obviously I avoid cursing on the forums, but anywhere irl is fair game. I really have no censor, and I tend to accidentally curse around kids a lot. :L
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I get parts of the lord's prayer and the pledge of allegiance mixed up sometimes, maybe because they are both things you just memorize and repeat and don't think about what you're saying.
Our father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come thy will be done
and to the republic for which it stands
one nation under god
I have done that before and then was like wtf
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Yeah, I still find myself messing up the line ordering of the Apostles' Creed in church. It used to be longer and I had that thing memorized for sure, and then they changed it and I still trip up every now and then.
Here's what it looks like now:
I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.
I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit
and born of the virgin Mary.
He suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to hell.
The third day he rose again from the dead.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty.
From there he will come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy Catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.
I might trip up and say "communion of saints" before "the holy Catholic Church" or suddenly realize "hey, you forgot 'the resurrection of the body' in there!'" Generally, I usually get it at least 95% right without looking at the reference card they have in the pews.
What's really tough is when everyone else in the church starts reciting it all out of sync! It happens and then I start mumbling and bumbling around. That's a bit embarrassing.
Lol, well to be fair, if I get really mad, I tend to drop a** quite a bit because it just slips. Online though, depending on what forum I'm one, I'll curse just because I can because… well I can. It's no fun to do it here though since it just censors it but on other sites where I can curse and it doesn't censor, my characters or myself will curse just to get it out of my system. I also curse a lot in my thoughts. XD
Oh, yeah, it's not a good thing, LOL. Like, I went to see a play with two friends and one of them brought her nine year old sister, and man, I'd say something and immediately realize that she was around. Like, there was a cute guy in the play and I said I'd...like to engage in activities with him (obviously quite a bit more profane), and the little girl heard me say it. I also cursed a couple of times and my friends looked at me shocked, and then I had realized what I'd said. I'm so used to being horribly profane and so not used to being around children...
I never really curse on the forum, though. I feel like a representative here and I try to avoid it. It's few and far apart that I curse or use any profanity here, and if I do, it's quite mild. I also have time to think about what I'm saying, compared to being impulsive and conversational all the time irl. Skype is kinda a different story, but I only get crazy with close friends. Kaoru could tell you all about it...![]()
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XDDD Oh my word. That's bad. Hilarious as a story, but bad. XD Did your friend get annoyed? Lol yeah, being around children sometimes requires quite a shift in attitude. xD I've had to do that too!
That's good. I mean, the fact that it's against our rules probably contributes. I was surprised when you said you had quite theworse thansailor mouth because you never curse here! I suppose I haven't spoken with you on Skype in a long time too. xD
I was born and raised a Catholic and was forced to go to church every week as much as I hated it. I always thought it was so boring and didn't see the reason why I had to go. Even now that I'm older I still don't see a reason why we need to go somewhere else for church when we can talk to God wherever we are.
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