ATTENTION: Greetings to Chu, Comrades!

[Commander Raichu]

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Uh, folks... eh heh, I wish I had better news to report, but we got kind of screwed here. Yeah, the plan here now is to fall back to base and we'll try to figure out a better way to sort this whole thing out. Now, now, we're not quitting, we're just trying to work out a plan on how to get rid of all these pink, slimy gum-nuggets without risking any more that we already have. Absolutely! I didn't think there would be so many and I didn't think they'd multiply like this, but hey, we'll work out something! Relax, this is nothing!

Head back to your nearest evac point and we'll be there to pick you up. Cool, right? We'll meet back at the base, no sweats! We'll be coming-

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Eww, what the heck did I just step... NO! STOP! How did YOU get in here!? GET BACK! What the blazes are you tryin... NO! ACK! GET OFF OF MY... URFFH!

...STOP! MMMFFF!!

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