The Last Poster Wins! [v20]

[Sir Sivelos]

You gotta watch out for tornadoes. They'll sweep you up and leave you all dizzy.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

And then you get a movie made about what you dreamed up afterwards. Huehuehuehue.

[Sir Sivelos]

Or, god forbid, you get a movie made where the protagonists survive the most powerful tornado there is by strapping themselves to a pipe. WITH A BELT.

(what even)

[Neo Emolga]

Mmm, good points. I'm not a fan of flying monkeys either.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

At least they're not flying bears, or flying sharks, or flying shark-bears.

THAT would suck right there.

[Steven_Six]

There's worse. Like a Sharknado 3: Oh HELL no!

[Neo Emolga]

I saw the first Sharknado movie just out of a whim desire to see how cheesy it was. Very cheesy, but that was enough for me.

My friend Tommy and I watch bad horror movies from time to time. "Let's split up so whatever is hunting us has an easier time finishing us off one by one!" It's like in some horror movies, everyone's IQ drops by 80 points.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I don't watch them anyways. Horror is just not for me.

And don't even get me started on FNaF.

[Neo Emolga]

I keep hearing about FNaF, but I've never played it. I've looked at it from the Steam page and honestly, those kinds of jump scares would just get me rolling my eyes after a while. Trust me, I've seen much worse than a robotic duck/wolf/bear/rabbit attack me. If you really want to play a game that's severely f-ed up, try Shadowman 64 for the N64. I found that game to be more disturbing than Silent Hill and Resident Evil.

Heck, this was just the TV advertisement for it!



It was still a great game, but the scenery, enemies, challenges, and the soundtrack were definitely NOT kiddie material. So yeah, FNaF would just be silly to someone who has gone through a game like that.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Problem: I'm extremely vulnerable to jumpscares. EXTREMELY. And while I have watched earlier playthroughs of Alien Isolation without losing my mind (Isolation is a scary game to itself), I cannot tolerate jumpscares on that level.

Second Problem: The Jumpscares are one thing, but FNaF's plot itself is another. Short: Nobody wins! Oh, and the main villain aren't those aufully murderous animatronics-it's about a child murderer! Who works in a children's pizzeria! The dead kid's souls are haunting the suits and from the sounds of things it's not terribly fun for them! Oh, and they think you did it because you look like the murderer (or in one game, possibly are)! Enjoyable! And that is what is almost definitely explained. And that's ignoring the hallucinatory sequences and the entirety of 4. 4 is not only scary, but also depressing in a horrible, horrible way.

ON the other hand, this did birth one of the funniest fangames I have ever laid eyes to.