The Last Poster Wins! [v20]

[Bulbasaur]

I got hit by a biker on Friday the 13th. :X

[Fate]

I got hit by a biker on Friday the 13th. :X

You don't just say something like that without telling the whole story.

[Bulbasaur]

You don't just say something like that without telling the whole story.

I was walking to Jimmy John's, and I was looking down when another guy on the sidewalk riding a bike hit me because I didn't see he was coming.

[Fate]

I was walking to Jimmy John's, and I was looking down when another guy on the sidewalk riding a bike hit me because I didn't see he was coming.

Silly, you're supposed to call Jimmy John's so they can deliver to you--no matter if you're at home, stuck in traffic, or on an airplane. Didn't you learn anything from those commercials?

[Bulbasaur]

Silly, you're supposed to call Jimmy John's so they can deliver to you--no matter if you're at home, stuck in traffic, or on an airplane. Didn't you learn anything from those commercials?

But it was a nice day to walk. D:

[Fate]

But it was a nice day to walk. D:

That's not how Jimmy John's works!

[Bulbasaur]

That's not how Jimmy John's works!

Why not? It works how I want it to work.