The Last Poster Wins! [v20]

[Fate]

That's not what I meant and you know it. I just don't think "June the Fifth be with you all" is a thing. The only significant thing I know about this day is that it's the day Elvis's hit single "Hound dog" was introduced.

IT IS NOW THAT I'VE CREATED IT. EVERY YEAR WE WILL CELEBRATE BY RELEASING ONE HOUND DOG AT ONE OF THOSE KIDS WHO RINGS YOUR DOORBELL ASKING YOU TO BUY COOKIE DOUGH FOR TEN DOLLARS.

[Noblejanobii]

IT IS NOW THAT I'VE CREATED IT. EVERY YEAR WE WILL CELEBRATE BY RELEASING ONE HOUND DOG AT ONE OF THOSE KIDS WHO RINGS YOUR DOORBELL ASKING YOU TO BUY COOKIE DOUGH FOR TEN DOLLARS.

YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT

MADDER: DO IT!

MADDER, NO!

[Fate]

YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT

MADDER: DO IT!

MADDER, NO!

WYNAUT. I DON'T WANT COOKIE DOUGH FOR TEN DOLLARS.

[Noblejanobii]

WYNAUT. I DON'T WANT COOKIE DOUGH FOR TEN DOLLARS.

THEN DON'T BUY IT

[Fate]

THEN DON'T BUY IT

BUT THEY'RE KIDS. YOU HAVE TO BUY OR THEY'LL COME HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT. KIDS ARE CREEPY.

[Noblejanobii]

BUT THEY'RE KIDS. YOU HAVE TO BUY OR THEY'LL COME HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT. KIDS ARE CREEPY.

YOU'RE THINKING OF GHOSTS, NOT CHILDREN.

[Fate]

YOU'RE THINKING OF GHOSTS, NOT CHILDREN.

...I THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SAME THING.