King of the Hill! - [ERR VS STDS edition]

[Neo Emolga]

This is a special edition of King of the Hill - Electric Rodent Regime VS Supremacy of Transforming Dittos.

The first person to post from either faction gets the hill, and the members of the other faction have to remove the members of the other faction from the hill before they can claim it.

-You cannot create additional hills or destroy the original. There is only one hill. You CAN move the hill, of course, just not create a new one or destroy it.
-You cannot break PxR rules.
-No Killing/Crippling, period. Anything that goes down is Knocked Out. (Yes, you can do what is typically fatal damage to anyone and as long as they aren't dead, you're fine.)

Factions are Electric Rodent Regime VS Supremacy of Transforming Dittos.

One more thing: Only loose logic is required. Almost nothing is impossible in King of the Hill. Almost nothing.

"As I ventured throughout the unknown land which I typically ventured through, I encountered a thing of extraordinary marvel: A hill so pristine, so pure, so utterly desirable by all types, that further ignorance was madness of the highest order! No copy could ever compare to the marvel of this beautiful, flawless hill! 'It must be mine', methinks! Seeing as no other people were around to get at it, I plant our noble flag upon the lovely hill and declare it ours."

THE HILL BELONGS TO THE REGIME!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I drag over everything from the regular thread here and then clone it back on the original thread.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW.

WE CANNOT HAVE ENOUGH DFENSE

[Neo Emolga]

The Regime uses ULTIMATE CONSTRUCTION OPTIONS to deploy anti-Ditto beamcannons and Hyper Plasma Sentry Turrets to keep all that unwanted chewing gum back in the trash can they belong in!

I summon AWESOME ARMY OF BADASS BATTLE-DRAGONS to deep-fry the ones that think they can even get close!

+500000 Defense!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

We may actually need a mechanic to make this more interesting/palpable. JUST FOR THIS. Hang on...

...BANG.

BATTLE FOR THE HILL:

PIKACOUNT: 4.
[PIKA] Neo Emolga: 20/20 HP. HILL CLAIMED.
[PIKA] The Nonexistent Tazz: 20/20 HP.

DITTOCOUNT: 0.
[DITO] N/A

There. To claim the hill, it must be bloodily taken from whoever currently claims it. You cannot block nor take hits for allies; only attack. Whoever claims the hill has 2 HP regeneration; healing is otherwise impossible. Each post raises the count of the winning side by 1, and whoever has more at the end of this event is the overall winner. Huzzah.

OH, it also goes up every 30 minutes if the hill hasn't switched hands. All attacks do 4 damage...All is well.

Is that just too much?

[Neo Emolga]

STDS have 24 hours to respond or we will be considered victorious by default.

Come at us, I'm sure you guys can be more imaginative than just counting numbers!

[SassySnivy]

STDS have 24 hours to respond or we will be considered victorious by default.

Come at us, I'm sure you guys can be more imaginative than just counting numbers!

You're just jealous BECAUSE WE'RE FASTER THAN YOU <3

[Neo Emolga]

You're just jealous BECAUSE WE'RE FASTER THAN YOU <3

Emolga - Base Speed 103
Ditto - Base Speed 48

My ambitions lie elsewhere, hon. ;)

[Suicune's Fire]

The STDs transformed into you, infiltrated your base, and destroyed all your communications without you realising. They kidnapped the whole lot of you and shipped you off to GROUND-TYPE TERRITORY where you all forever ate sand.

Then we claimed the hill. <3

+1,000,000 points to STD thx. <3

[SassySnivy]

Emolga - Base Speed 103
Ditto - Base Speed 48

My ambitions lie elsewhere, hon. ;)

As soon as the user comes into battle, it transforms into its opponent. Imposter copies the target's appearance, cry, moves (which all have 5 PP), Ability, stats (except HP), stat changes (but not stat multipliers such as with Choice Specs), weight, and Mega Evolution or form (regardless of held item). Imposter does not copy its opponent's IVs (for the purpose of Hidden Power), friendship or gender.

[Neo Emolga]

But alas, the Regime attacks the STDs with BOUNTY PAPER TOWELS, and disposes of the mess in a Glad trashbag, which is promptly burnt with fire (no brand in particular).

OUR HILL!!!