Cats VS. Dogs

[Pokeman]

It's mainly small dogs I have an issue with. They are evil, I swear.

Yeah, you'd think big, giant dogs are the mean ones, but in reality it's the tiny ones you gotta watch out for. My brother has a pure-bred German Shepherd, and that thing is huge. It goes up to my waist on all fours, and is probably my height when on his hind legs. But he's like, the sweetest dog ever, is the funny thing. I prefer dogs, because I like them to actually be affectionate, meanwhile, if you try cuddling a cat... It might not end well.

[Bulbasaur]

Yeah, you'd think big, giant dogs are the mean ones, but in reality it's the tiny ones you gotta watch out for. My brother has a pure-bred German Shepherd, and that thing is huge. It goes up to my waist on all fours, and is probably my height when on his hind legs. But he's like, the sweetest dog ever, is the funny thing. I prefer dogs, because I like them to actually be affectionate, meanwhile, if you try cuddling a cat... It might not end well.

Yeah, small dogs are nasty.