Ditto Plushies coming soon to Pokémon Center

[Nekomata]

Neko, turn to the Church of Ditto, and you'll never be alone again.

Pffft. I'm always alone. I embrace the solitude.

[Tenacity]

Join us. You can be whatever you want to be.

[Chibi Altaria]

Very relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_nXG8-yLbc - THE DITTO - Movie Trailer

This is...the best thing I could have hoped to see today. XDDDDD

[Neo Emolga]

I regret to inform you, @Chakramaster, but your Pika pair is AN IMPOSTER!

I'm afraid she must be terminated. But there are plenty of other Pikachus in the colony!

[Chibi Altaria]

@Suicune's Fire @Rival Max Don't worry, I fixed it. ;3

[Neo Emolga]

Neo's Log: Entry #2 - 4/28/2016

As of late, there have been multiple developments.

It is clear the contagion is spreading rapidly. Additional victims were claimed since the last entry, including the late Chakramaster and his fiancé Gemma. Unfortunately, my attempts to mercifully terminate them were not entirely successful. However, we have at least identified them as Ditto carriers and have been flagged for elimination by the Regime, which has been activated as of late after operating in the shadows since working in the underground of the country of PXR. Thankfully, the Ditto infiltrator units were not aware that the Regime had been working as a Shadow Ops throughout the country since the first of April. It has given us a chance to hold back the infestation and locate operatives that have been seizing major sectors of PXR City. As of late, we have not started evacuating civilians from the infected areas, but we have been conducting several midnight raids on key locations the Regime has identified as "hot zones."

In the meantime, we have learned the identity of our adversary, known as the "Ditto Hivemind," "The Supremacy of Transforming Dittos," or "STDs" for short, but fellow Regime operatives have been referring to them as "The Faceless" or using derogatory terms like "gum," "blobs," and "fleshbags." References to other Supremacy dogma, such as "His Gooeyness" and "Purple Light" has been appearing as well as of late, as it seems our enemy has taken on the form of a cult-like following in the wake of the first stages of infection. Their motives, as we had suspected, point toward national takeover of PXR, which we fear may lead up to a greater campaign of global infestation. Thankfully, we were able to contain the threat during its early stages. Had we not, chances are good we would not have the strategic position we currently have or the tactical intel that we now possess.

Tactical Operative, Codename "Lightning Dash," has established a forward outpost within the Prism sector of PXR, which has been actively distributing Zorua and Zoroark to operatives involved in the Prism Operation. These Pokémon, which have formed a tactical joint operation with the Regime, have been providing essential intel and reconnaissance detail on confirmed carriers as well has keeping the infestation limited to red zones.

Shadow Operative Sergeant Steven_Six was successful in drawing out several of the STD carriers while posing as one of the infiltrator units himself. Thanks to his efforts, we were able to confirm additional carriers and add their elimination to our operations playbook, but in my personal attempt to destroy them by rigging the illegitimate bunker with explosives, they evacuated from the strike zone. The intel on the operations, however, will prove valuable as our teams prepare surgical strikes on the STD blacksites of operation.

Unfortunately, as of late, we have not completed research on the cure, what we have dubbed as "The Purge Project." However, it is only a matter of time. Current research suggests that only an immunity may be possible, which would mean all current carriers would have to be terminated as their ailment could be considered terminal. Only time will tell, however. We are hoping for a reversal agent, but ERL (Electric Rodent Laboratories) cannot promise the kind of parasitical extraction medical device we would require to address this pandemic.

In the meantime, we must not give up hope. Despite the fact the infection has claimed additional civilians, our cause is still strong, and we will prevail. They were not expecting resistance on this level, and their ignorance of our current shadow operations will not serve them well in the days to come. They will go the way of the ground types that we eliminated earlier this month.

The Regime will not fail. We will be vigilant. We will be victorious.

~Lieutenant Neo Emolga

[Tenacity]

That was some impressively written propaganda. I shall not be swayed, for Lord Ditto has entered my heart.

[SassySnivy]

I fixed that for you, @Neo Emolga. You made the acronym for "Electric Rodent Laboratories" as "EEL." xD

This is just beautiful.

[Neo Emolga]

I fixed that for you, @Neo Emolga. You made the acronym for "Electric Rodent Laboratories" as "EEL." xD

This is just beautiful.

Oh... whoops. Thanks for that. XP

It truly is, isn't it?

We're still gonna win.

[Lord Ditto]

You have given me life. You have given me purpose. It is with great pleasure that I guide the STDs so that my love is spread.

In many forms.