4/29, 9:45 PM

I woke up today with reports that the Ditto threat has been mostly contained for now--while progress is ongoing to remove the last few pockets of stragglers, it seems my theory of funny items was true.

I will continue gathering funny items in hopes of making the stragglers laugh--maybe this is the key to ending the threat. It is also possible some would-be victims displayed an unusual resilience--this warrants further study.

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