4/30, 9:26 AM

Those stragglers turned out to be tougher than we all thought, and the Dittos appear to have gotten a second wind. We have been ordered to retreat to base to rethink our strategy.

But we will not go gently into that gooey night--though our commander may have fallen to them, I will continue my research into Ditto and humor, so we will be ready to strike back when the time comes.

Until then,
Lita